Archive For April, 2012
April is the official month of sexual assault awareness (even if it didn’t get a lot of coverage). While of course it would be easier for men to simply just not assault women, that’s a discussion for another day. Until then, women must take all sorts of precautions to try to minimize their chances of [...]
Oh man, Phyllis Schlafly sure let the cat out of the bag when she pointed out to a group of male students that not all feminists are ugly (just most of them). Men need to be careful of these wily feminists who try to distract them from the real issues and certainly never, ever date [...]
In honor of the great Arizona redefining the date of conception, I’ve compiled a list of other scientific areas of interest that the state trailing the pack in education should make into law as well: -Monkeys were clearly created in Man’s image -Anything that lives in water is a fish -Duck-billed platypuses were created by [...]
“I Hate Your Children” A poem inspired by an interrupted afternoon by the pool. I hate your children. I hate your fucking kids. I hate hearing them scream, Their whines, Their cries. To have them was a choice Yours, not mine, So why must I put up with them? If you won’t parent up and [...]
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